Take a trip all the way back to December 17, 1989, with me as we revisit the very first episode of The Simpsons. Who would have ever expected this series to still be on the air almost 33 years later?

We’re starting a new retrospective on the iconic animated sitcom, The Simpsons, here on 1-Up Geeks. This was something I intended to start on findyourinnergeek.ca before taking that site down. I went on a hiatus for a couple of years and thought it would be perfect to bring it back here. I will be going through every episode of the series, from the first to today. There will be no set schedule for when these features will come out. It’s something that will likely take many, many years to complete. I’m just going to write them as I want to for now, and it may become a weekly feature later on.

Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire

Episode 1: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire

“Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire (titled The Simpsons Christmas Special in the opening)” was the first full-length Simpsons episode to air. It was the only one to air in the 1980s, airing on December 17th, 1989. It was viewed by 13.4 million people, making it the second-highest-rated show on Fox at the time. The episode was nominated for two Emmy Awards in 1990: “Outstanding Animated Program” and “Outstanding Editing for a Miniseries or Special.” This episode is notable because it didn’t begin with the famous opening sequence. It wasn’t originally supposed to be the season’s first episode, but due to animation issues, the Fall debut was delayed until December. The original first episode, “Some Enchanted Evening,” was pushed to the end of Season 1.

This episode is one I remember fondly, even though a lot of people don’t consider it one of the best —me included. I remember when I was younger and watching all of these episodes in syndication, being very weirded out by Homer’s voice in this episode, as Dan Castellaneta hadn’t quite perfected his Homer voice yet in these early episodes. I had watched them wildly out of order, considering I only started watching The Simpsons in the late 90s.

So This is Christmas…

“Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire” sets the tone with Marge, Homer, and Maggie on their way to Springfield Elementary, where they show up slightly late to the school Christmas show in which they have to make their way through the crowd with Homer saying, “pardon my galoshes” which seems so out of character for the Homer that we would all come to know over the years. Maggie is inexplicably in a star winter jacket of some sort that I’ve never been able to understand, but it stands out in the scene. This is also our first glimpse of Principal Seymour Skinner, who is the MC of the evening, and Mr. Largo, the music teacher. I’ll try to call out all the first appearances of recurring characters as much as I can throughout the series.

We’re introduced to Lisa on stage as “Towanga, The Santa Claus of the South Seas.” If that’s not a perfect introduction to Lisa Simpson, I don’t know what is. She dances with this mask and fire sticks at an utterly ridiculous school play. We get another perfect introduction of Bart as he sings “like an angel,” according to Marge, performing his rendition of Jingle Bells, Batman Smells. I didn’t remember how these characters were introduced to the audience, but I wasn’t disappointed. The writers had a clear vision for the kids in mind from the moment this show started. The Christmas show keeps going grade by grade as Homer moans, “How many grades does this school have?” I loved how quickly The Simpsons showed you what they were all about. In the first 3 minutes, the tone was set for the entire series.

Introducing Supporting Characters

I totally forgot about the fact that the first Snowball, the cat, got run over, and that’s where Snowball II came in. Marge is writing Christmas letters, and she reveals that fact. I don’t think it is revisited, but I could be wrong. She talks about Grampa still being with us (who shows up later in the episode), Maggie taking her first steps (as she stumbles), Lisa getting straight As, and Bart. Well, we love Bart. That’s one of my favorite lines in the whole episode.

Bart and Lisa make their Christmas lists, and each of them wants outlandish things: a pony and a tattoo. Two other characters are introduced in a phone call from one of Patty or Selma (it only says Marge’s sister in this episode) and Ned Flanders, who one-ups Homer’s Christmas lights. It’s apparent how crude the animation is when we get an outdoor view of the neighborhood. The lack of detail is pretty staggering when you consider the Springfield we know today.

Homer’s Plight

This might be one of the few times I can ever remember seeing Homer working at the Nuclear Power Plant. It’s also when he finds out he won’t be getting a Christmas bonus. Bart gets a tattoo, and Marge promptly takes him to get it removed. This costs her the entire jar of Christmas money, which becomes the episode’s plot point. That leaves Homer in a challenging position where he doesn’t want to tell Marge about the bonus. He gets a dog toy for Maggie, pads of paper for Bart, and nylon stockings for Lisa, and then runs into Ned and Todd Flanders outside. Homer then ends up at Moe’s. Moe has different-colored hair and a different-colored apron than in later episodes. We meet Barney Gumble for the first time, and he convinces Homer to become a mall Santa for extra cash.

We see Patty and Selma for the first time, and their disdain for Homer is immediately evident. This leads Homer to steal a Christmas tree. I feel for Homer quite a bit in this episode. He is not having a good time at all. Everything seems to be against him at what should be the happiest time of the year. Bart finds out he’s Santa, but doesn’t give him up like he probably would in later episodes. Homer ends up making all of 13 dollars for his trouble, and he decides to take a gamble at the Springfield Downs. This leads The Simpsons to adopt Santa’s Little Helper, who was shooed away after losing the race.

A Glimpse Into Lisa’s Morals

One of my favorite parts of this episode is Lisa standing up to Patty and Selma on Homer’s behalf. She says he has the same frailties as all humans, that he’s her only model of manhood, and that her thoughts of him will shape her feelings toward adult relationships. This is prime Lisa, and it was a thoughtful comment about not passing judgment on parental figures. I loved it. Of course, it was shut down just as quickly, with her being told to watch her cartoons. The episode ends with The Simpsons gaining a new family member and the entire family singing Christmas carols.

Final Thoughts

The first episode had its moments and is one I have great memories of. I don’t feel it leaned as much on comedy as some of the better episodes. It went for a more heartfelt approach, but I didn’t necessarily like that. The writers made you care about the characters, and that was a lot more important for the first episode. It’s not prime Simpsons, but you can see where they were trying to go with it and the potential that the show had. It was an introduction to The Simpsons family and a few essential recurring characters. This set the stage for the rest of Season 1. They did a good job of that, even if this episode wasn’t meant to be the first one. It’s not one of my favorites, and I wouldn’t even call it a good episode, but it is historic.

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